Take My Advice Lyrics

Internet Relationships never work out.

Even when you're lonely and in doubt.

Never reach out,

You'll think you're doing yourself a deed.

When you're not.

Not that I've ever had a Relationship with a Girl online.

Because I haven't.

Never have.

And never will.

Safety first.

So...

(Chorus)

Take My Advice.

Cus if you don't, you're pretty much screwed.

Believe me, I know.

She'll whip your ass.

You may think you're ahead of your Class.

But it's not gonna happen.

Life is a thing that is sometimes hard to explain.

And sometimes things don't work out exactly as planned.

So we have to Understand.

To Take each other's Advice.

As friends.

So...

Take My Advice.

Use your Head.

Think Twice.

Cus even if you act Nice.

To her.

She'll still think you're a Creep.

Unless you've met her Personally.

It's very different.

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The Internet can be a Dangerous Place.

Safe and Unsafe.

So watch your back my Friend.

If you don't you'll end.

Up in jail.

For even just being Nice to a Girl.

Can make others think you're a Pedophile.

When you aren't.

This can lead to serious trouble.

Have to Think before you Act.

And Face the Fact.

That online Dating is a Scam.

And never works out in the end.

Truer then True.

You can be the Nicest Guy in the World.

But then end up in Jail for a word you may have meant differently then they think.

And no bro, don't wash it done with a drink.

Use your Head, Think.

Move on.

There will always be others.

Just remember the Rules.

And you'll be fine...